16 July 2005

Pentagon Will Deploy New Iraq Battleplan

A friend sent me this today:

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These Kentucky, North Carolina, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri,
Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq. They will have been given only the following facts about the Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pick-ups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.


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