20 September 2004

Survivor: The REZ



DON'T MISS THE PREMIERE OF "SURVIVOR: THE RESERVATION"
Starting on November 30th

Ten non-Indians will be dropped onto the Pine Ridge Reservation where they will have to endure one week of hardship (gossiping, backstabbing, jealousy, teepee creeping, 49ing, etc.) and be able to survive on USDA-approved high-fat, high cholesterol foods.

The 10 contestants will be given:
* Five sacred rocks.
* One Rez car with no doors and no backglass.
* One unwinterized HUD house.
* Three days worth of food stamps.
* Cigarettes
* Five days of continuous "PowWow Highway" clips.
* And, moccasins, headbands and feathers to wear around the Rez
(which demonstrates their cultural sensitivity to Reservation inhabitants).

The lone survivor of the RESERVATION, will receive:
* 1 Casino coupon book (a $10.00 value).
* 1 Authentic, Indian-made Dreamcatcher.
* 27 Homemade hand tattoos (with ink pen).
* A "Princess Pale Moon" Edition Pendleton blanket.
* And, a 1 month supply of commodity cheese.



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