Top 10 "Things You Can't Say to a White Person"

Think about it, it's true, both funny and sad...ennit?

--ryan



TOP 10 THINGS YOU CAN'T SAY TO A WHITE PERSON UPON FIRST MEETINGS:

10.  How much white are you?

9.  I'm part white myself, you know.

8.  I learned all your people's ways in the Boy Scouts.

7.  My great-great-grandmother was a full-blooded white-Canadian
     princess.

6.  Funny, you don't look white.

5.  Where's your powdered wig and knickers?

4.  Do you live in a covered wagon?

3.  What's the meaning behind the square dance?

2.  What's your feeling about river-boat casinos?  Do they really help
     your people, or are they just a short-term fix?

1.  Oh wow!  I really love your hair!  Can I touch it?